Not the eyebrows!

funny,thats exactly what first came to mind,her eyebrows would need their own manager.

Poor woman. I've never even watched her on telly or deliberately read an article about her, and still I would know the eyebrows.

how did she not look in the mirror and think OH MY GOD.

It frightened me when I read her age. I'm in no position to insist on excessive waxing and all that, but if there's a kind of menopausal facial hair explosion I think we should be told.

forewarned would definetely be forearmed.

And shopped for.

could end up lookng like the woman from "lives and loves of a she-devil."

(Julie T Wallace)

You talking before or after?

Gotcha. You're not tall enough for that? 

the bit with the hairy wart.(probably after in your case)

 Oh, lovely. Have you seen that recently or were you so traumatised it stuck in your memory?

probably saw it about 25 years ago,memory hasnt faded.

 We'll probably end up looking like the Gruffalo.                  

Oh we have already had a new thread!

 I do so hope Tom reads this thread.

justanotherdawn:

You should keep the towel look in case the window cleaners come a-calling.

Already traumatised several family members.  Didn't want to inflict it on any more (relatively) innocent members of society.

suzieq:

see you later,naomi

Now dont u be looking at those internet dating sites.

Putting ideas in my head, Suzie.  Although based on the very disturbing things you ladies have been saying, I should probably get a move on.  And I could come up with an irresistible personal profile...something along the lines of Freakishly tall, moderately obsessive geek with no career prospects seeks tall, dark and handsome man aged 22-32.  Must be able to hang shelves, control a garden and understand computers.  Lack of phobias essential, particularly blood, spiders and bugs.  Preferably with own stately home, name of Darcy a definite bonus.  For sarcastic conversation and impromptu marriage proposals.  Now come on, who's going to turn that one down?

Am now slightly disturbed that I came up with that so quickly.

my dads house is almost complete, heres a picture

Hi ladies !!!! 

That's a lovely house Marina !!

 Any plans to go out and see it for yourself, Marina?   

not this year im afraid, though i wish i could, its just so expensive then theres getting time off work. kirsty is going over before she goes to uni, shes already gave her granda 'her' requirements for her room!!! ive never met any of his wifes family as they all live in new zealand, but one day

You'll have to hang on for that big lottery win like the rest of us, eh?