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Aunty Q's Advice Thread

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  • 05-09-2012 11:06 PM In reply to

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    Dear Aunty Q,

    should I send Her to queue outside the house door for an hour to make tonights TV concert more atmospheric?

    Mr D

  • 05-09-2012 11:10 PM In reply to

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    For a more authentic touch, I could send you out while I wait somewhere more comfortable.

    Never too tired to talk, apparently.

  • 05-11-2012 11:17 PM In reply to

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    And he can provide the wine pouches for you to consume whilst you lounge in your camping chair.

    Thanks as usual to Sam xx .

  • 05-11-2012 11:20 PM In reply to

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    If it's raining and he's keeping the place in the queue, I'm off to a wine bar. You coming?
    Never too tired to talk, apparently.

  • 05-11-2012 11:22 PM In reply to

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    Goes without saying, as long as there are crisps or chips involved somewhere.

    Thanks as usual to Sam xx .

  • 05-11-2012 11:24 PM In reply to

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    Can't drink wine without carbs. It's the law.

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  • 05-11-2012 11:27 PM In reply to

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    They obviously aid the absorption of the five-a-day from the grapes.

    Thanks as usual to Sam xx .

  • 05-11-2012 11:32 PM In reply to

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    Would be disastrous otherwise, with all that fruity goodness.

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  • 05-11-2012 11:37 PM In reply to

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    It's surprising that schools don't promote their health benefits.

    Thanks as usual to Sam xx .

  • 05-11-2012 11:41 PM In reply to

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    Dear Aunty Q,

    can I Sue Sandbag for all the grief I am getting because they have failed to deliver Her Stangelands DVD/book/CD/poster/swiss penknife order? How can it be my fault when I paid, and originally ordered off Amazon, and She made me cancel and buy off Sandbag instead. 

    Mr D

  • 05-11-2012 11:51 PM In reply to

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    Surely it would have been more beneficial to order from both outlets to prevent this stressful occurrence? After all you can never have too many versions of Strangelands

    Thanks as usual to Sam xx .

  • 05-12-2012 12:03 AM In reply to

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    You can however have too many husbands. I placed the Amazon order, not Mr D. It was foolish of me to cancel it; that I will admit, in hindsight, though Sandbag might have been less accommodating about a refund than they were about sending the order out 'again'.

    Never too tired to talk, apparently.

  • 05-12-2012 12:10 AM In reply to

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    Some Postie is out there reading the book whilst singing along to "On the road" as we speak.

    Thanks as usual to Sam xx .

  • 05-12-2012 12:13 AM In reply to

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    By the looks of things there were a fair few postal depots up and down the country having a free listen at our expense. Not that I'm libelling any individuals personally, you understand.

    Never too tired to talk, apparently.

  • 05-12-2012 12:18 AM In reply to

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    Of course you wouldn't slander the thieving b*******ds.

    Thanks as usual to Sam xx .

  • 05-12-2012 12:20 AM In reply to

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    No doubt the experience will gain me some Karma points or something equally beneficial. 

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  • 05-12-2012 12:27 AM In reply to

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    Imagine how many competitions you will need to win to redress the balance.

    Thanks as usual to Sam xx .

  • 05-12-2012 12:29 AM In reply to

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    555.

    I'm going to bed now, while I can still get there without tripping over the dog. Night xxx

    Never too tired to talk, apparently.

  • 05-12-2012 12:30 AM In reply to

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    Is this the first time this century that you have retired before me I wonder? Night.xxx

    Thanks as usual to Sam xx .

  • 05-13-2012 2:09 PM In reply to

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    What did I miss?

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