If Practice Makes Perfect, And Nobody's Perfect, Why Practice.
Anyone Can Die, The Hard Bit Is Living.
Today Is The Tomorrow You Worried About Yesterday.
Smile They Said, Life Could Be Worse, So I Did And It Was.
Mums Are Like Buttons, They Hold Everything Together.
To Win Is To Live, To Lose Is To Die.
Life Is A Game, So Play Well.
God Made Us Plain And Simple, But We Have Made Ourselves Complicated.
The Harder You Think, The More You Find There's No Real Answer.
To Live Is To Suffer And To Survive Is To Find The Meaning Of The Suffering.
He Who Laughs Last, Thinks The Slowest.
If Your Parents Don't Have Kids, Then You Won't Either.
Opportunity Will Arise When You Ride The Wave Of Change.
It's Better To Have Loved A Short Man, Than To Never Have Loved A Tall.
The Difference Between Ordinary And Extraordinary Is That Little Extra.
The Choices We Make, Not The Chances We Take, Determine Our Destiny.
Don't Count The Days, Make The Days Count.
Children Won't Look Up To You If You Talk Down To Them.
The Helping Hand You Need Is At The End Of Your Arm.
It's Ok To Talk To Yourself, As Long As You Listen.
Winners Don't Quit, And Quitters Don't Win.
If Life Seems To Be An Uphill Struggle, Just Think Of The View When You Reach The Top.
A Hug Is A Perfect Gift, One Size Fits All.
Growing Old Is Inevitable, But They Can't Make You Grow Up.
The Best Way To See The Future Is To Create It.
The Fundamentals Of A Person Are Not In Substance, But In Spirits.
Condoms Are Easier To Put On Than Nappies.
The Most Difficult Challenge In Life Is Everyday Life.
You Never Get A Second Chance To Make A First Impression.
When Your In Deep Water It's Best To Keep Your Mouth Shut.
The Trouble With Opportunity Is, It Only Knocks Once. Temptation Kicks The Door In.
The Reason A Dog Has So Many Friends Is Because He Wags His Tail Not His Tongue.
Before You Can Trust Your Instincts, You Must First Learn To Trust Yourself.
Appearances Can Be Deceptive, Especially After A Few Pints.
Never Go To Bed Angry, Stay Up And Plot Your Revenge.
We'd Accomplish Alot More If We Got Rid Of The Ifs And Got Off Our Butts.
If You Can't Do Great Things, Do Small Things In A Great Way.
Money Isn't Everything, According To Those Who Have It.
Even If The Way Ahead In Unclear, You Must Still Build The Bridges To Reach What Lies Ahead.
The Only Way To Discover The Impossible Is To Go Beyond Them Into The Impossible.
It Is In The Ability To Open Our Eyes And Minds Where Limitless Wonders Are Discovered.
Until You Spread Your Wings, You'll Have No Idea Just How Far You Can Fly.
Everyone's Different, So It's Abnormal To Be Normal.
In Every One Of Us There Is A Dark Side, We Just Have To Remember To Turn On The Lights Now And Then.
Reality And Normality Are Purely The Perception Of Ones Own Mind In A World That Is An Ever Decreasing Circle.