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  • 12-23-2008 1:19 PM

    Keane's funny quotes

    Big Smile I love reading and listening their jokes, so I start this topic Big Smile

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  • 12-23-2008 7:19 PM In reply to

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    Tom : can I be Free Willy ?? How did he come up with such a funny answer ??

  • 12-23-2008 8:58 PM In reply to

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    I have so many from their DVD's! The very beginning of the PS Documentary Tom's already laughing saying "God, we're so bad at this!" that moment is hilarious & the documentary hadn't even started yet! LOL

    Strangers : Tim "Oh weee love to do a sow we love to do a sow on Bwoadwayyyy" LMAO! priceless!!

     

    There's sooooo many I wanna list but there's not enough page space!

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  • 12-23-2008 9:28 PM In reply to

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    Re: Keane's funny quotes

    Ed: Are you excited?

    Rich: Visibly.




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  • 12-24-2008 12:42 AM In reply to

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    there are soooo many....here's one though (it's not exact)

    Tim: "the musical saw has to be the greatest invention ever, musically"

    Richard: "--after the gong."

    correct me if i got anything wrong lol

    Richard: "Is that supposed to be on fire??"

    Tom: "I've fixed it! I'm Bob the Builder!!"

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  • 12-24-2008 12:55 AM In reply to

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    Tom : "I'm Richard Hughes, this has been What Do You Think Of?... Good night, sweet dreams, and remember: BE SAFE"

    JQ: "Does that do something? I thought that was just like to rest your... pencils on."

    Richard: "I think I'm with Tim on Christmas."

    Tim: "I like cows very much, I like their big... eyes and they moo a lot and they don't do any harm."

     

    and my favouritest:

     

    Tom: "It's 'cuz I'm David Bowie.... SYMMOTRY!"


  • 12-24-2008 12:58 AM In reply to

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    Re: Keane's funny quotes

    interviewer: as a popstar...did you come here by like a helicopter from the last gig in caribbean or something? is that actually reality?

    Tim: Yeah, pretty much.

    Rich: I have this special underground road, I built.... which I came here...I think we call it 'the tube'

    :D

    diligentwolf:

     

    Tom: "I've fixed it! I'm Bob the Builder!!"

    That one's from the novemver Q edition, right? Love it ;) Thanks to make me think about it again, I'm off to read the article...;D

     

     

  • 12-24-2008 1:02 AM In reply to

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    there are so many great ones from 'strangers"

    "i want an 11 out of 10 because I am soo sexy"

    "the bunks are massive...hooray!"

    and tim warmng up his "greatest asset" his "golden throat"

    :) "i love it" 


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  • 12-24-2008 2:01 AM In reply to

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    just remembered my fav quote- tom before the coachella music festival

    "i can't feel my arms...my thumbs have gone all weird!" (while wiggling his thumbs)

    the way he says it is so funny to me,

    what do you guys think? :) 


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  • 12-24-2008 3:45 AM In reply to

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    Re: Keane's funny quotes

     in the noise vid:

    Rich: awwww!! make it STOP!!!!!

    another vud:

    Tom: i wanna show you the controll room 'cauz i know how it works, and i know that you can plug things into other things and do stuff.....and if i get stuck, we'll just ask Jake ...he knows what he's doing as well...(Jake complaints)... SHUT UP JAKE!!

    jajaja that makes me laugh everytime...never get tired of it Big Smile

  • 12-24-2008 5:32 AM In reply to

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    Re: Keane's funny quotes

    I like this one “I'm sort of like a child genius, without being a child or a genius.” Tim Rice-Oxley

    In my dreams......
    Isa:Tim, do you want to be my boyfriend?
    Tim:Yes!!!

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  • 12-24-2008 5:46 AM In reply to

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    Tom : "I've managed my phone which has blighted this entire trip now, ruined it for me... I think I might cry... I'm gonna cry..." LMFAO!!

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  • 12-24-2008 7:52 AM In reply to

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    Soooo many, but one from the Christmas broadcast

    Tom: "Tim beats up homeless people!"

    Sue x


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  • 12-24-2008 7:55 AM In reply to

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    Tom: 'Tim likes to beat up homeless people.'

    Tom: 'Amsterdam is lovely as well.' 'Oh! She's from Holland!'

    Tom: 'No I'm not a vegetarian. The opposite. I'll even eat humans.'

     

     

     

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  • 12-24-2008 11:20 AM In reply to

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    Rich- Is that suposed to be on fire?!

    6.2.09 Keane Sheffield Arena

    >Holly<

  • 12-24-2008 12:38 PM In reply to

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    From Jools Holland interview:

    Interviewer: are you doing anything special in preparation for the show tonight?
    Tom: probably annoying everyone in my case.
    Tim: but anything SPECIAL!

    Big Smile






  • 12-24-2008 1:44 PM In reply to

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    Tom: Never let it be said that this man wasn't alive in the 80s!!

    Tim does his shoulder-dance :D

  • 12-24-2008 1:48 PM In reply to

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    Re: Keane's funny quotes

    "Forming a band at public school is challenging. If there's no bat and ball involved, you're seen as borderline insane." Richard


    "Richard: Well last time we played at T in the Park, someone was arrested for bitting people during one of our songs
    Jo Whiley (pointing at Tim): That was him yea?
    Richard: Tim was bitting his piano
    Tim: Like a rabbid dog..... thats obviously the effect we have in people which is great"

    Interviewer: Where does your big singing voice come from
    Tom: I dunno, not from my parents thats for sure. They cant sing for their lives.
    Richard: maybe their not your parents...

    " Tom gets very upset when I surprise him with things. I shaved off my beard the other week and surprised Tom by keeping the moustache. He was actually quite upset by that and sat in the corner for about half an hour." TIM

    from a vh1 promo:
    richard: we're british!
    tom: we have accents!
    tim: and we're extremly charming!

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  • 12-24-2008 2:09 PM In reply to

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     I love this thread =P

    Anyway at Rock Werchter festival :

     

    *someone throws a condom on the stage*

    Tom : "Thank you" (he laughs) "I thought it was an used condom, not to give anyone any ideas" 

     

    On French Radio

    - Broadcaster : How are you? Comment ça va?

    - Tom : Ca va très très très bien (= Very well)

    - Broadcastrer : But you speak French wonderfully!

    - Richard : Seulement les deux mots (= only these two words) loool Smile

     

  • 12-24-2008 8:01 PM In reply to

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    It was not Richard who said "maybe they are not your parent's if I see the video it's TimWink

    Then Tom laughing and  he covered his mouth ...so cuteSmile

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