I love this thread =P
Anyway at Rock Werchter festival :
*someone throws a condom on the stage*
Tom : "Thank you" (he laughs) "I thought it was an used condom, not to give anyone any ideas"
On French Radio
- Broadcaster : How are you? Comment ça va?
- Tom : Ca va très très très bien (= Very well)
- Broadcastrer : But you speak French wonderfully!
- Richard : Seulement les deux mots (= only these two words) loool